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#Georgia cops caught on bodycam 'flipping coin to decide arrest'


Something 8 class Oli can copy. As per science, this way your decision will be correct half the times, instead of taking advice from egoistic biddwan Gothalo ko santan Yuraj K, which is usually wrong.

इन्टरनेट सेवा शुल्क लगाउनु उचित हुदैन भन्न अर्थमन्त्रीलाई भेट्न गएका थियौं, उहाँले यस्तो सानो विषय लिएर अर्थमन्त्रीको समय बर्वाद गर्ने भन्दै हामीलाई उल्टै हपारेर पठाउनु भयो

ara biddwan, internet could be in top 10 list of most important in life. It has created 10000s of jobs. Many job depends upon Internet. It's part of life of majority of people. And biddwan economist think internet is minor subject.
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When Luis Suarez forgets how to bite, MSM headline be like "Better team lost". :mrgreen:
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संसद नियमावली पास, फौजदारी अभियोग लागेका सांसद निलम्बन नहुने
JOKE of the civilized world.
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ha ha

beer ma na badaide hune.

We need beer to promote economy. In some european country, tax on beer becomes political agenda.

I read in media, biddwan economist increased tax on beer more than other alcohol. Could Yuraj k be CIA implant???? CIA promotes share bahadur, prachanda, baburam as PM of Nepal to create chaos/maintain poverty in Nepal. Looking at the budget, views of so called biddwan economist Dr.Yuraj K, he could be CIA agent sent to keep Nepal poor.
He wants to promote sahakari, if sahakari gets involved more than agriculture or tiny business, there will be disaster. Introducing sahakari into big business means destroying Economy of Nepal, which all good economist could easily tell, so does CIA know. So to keep Nepal poor CIA has sent yuraj K to promote sahakari.


Since, yuraj k used to work in UN or adb, which is controlled by CIA, my fear could be real.

By the way, I am not consumer of beer/just someone who has interest in economy.
« Last edit by The Rising Sun on Fri Jun 08, 2018 9:45 am. »
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My joke:

Oli: when will you show result?

Biddwan Yuraj K: maile hard working Nepalese ko dhard sekne budget laye, within three month we shall see big result. Govt revenue will increase by a lot which you could spend in next Thailand trip. Then Govt should buy a private jet for you to visit Thailand monthly. May be we should hire some more doctors from Thailand for you.
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My joke;

Economics ko biddwan audai tax badyo

murkah aya ko bhaya ke hune hola :roll:

Thank god.
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My joke:

Will Biddwan Yuraj K Pay VAT if his looses shoe sole? :mrgreen:
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My joke (if share price after bonus adjustment is 500): Biddwan Yuraj logic

If we get 100% bonus, we have to pay 7.5% on 400 per share.

Then, What if company merge two shares into One, does that must mean, we have lost 500Rs per share :lol:







Really want to learn more about this from online economists.











I say, company should give us 100% bonus. then we pay 30Rs/share CGT.
Then company should merge, 2 share into 1.
Which means, our loss would be 500Rs/share.
Using the loss, we should claim tax rebate.
Super rich will become super rich.
May be this is how, Oli wanted to make Nepalese rich like Singapore rich. :mrgreen:
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Online joke:
Dont change your 100Rs note into 50 each. Or Yuraj K will tax you 7.5% on 50 :shock:
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There is a joke circulating in social media:

If eagle lands on your roof, Dr.Yuraj K will tax you 1000Rs :shock:
If sparrow lands then your tax 50Rs :'(










Better company dont send eagle or sparrow (bonus/right). Its time, instead of bonus or right, they should give us Cash and split our share into two.
« Last edit by The Rising Sun on Thu Jun 07, 2018 8:46 pm. »
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Am I the only one into depression??

Let's joke.

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